Discounts

We try to make our sessions affordable for people. Further assistance is available in the form of discounts.

In general, you can stack discounts, but most are limited to two, and capped at 25-35%. Please ask if yours qualifies.
• 35% is capped at 4 maximum a year, and
• 25% is capped at 6 maximum a year
• Rolling 12 month

Remember, when stacking discounts :

If allowed*
10% plus 15% is ten percent off the lowered ninety percent price.
It does not matter which comes first
Starting with 100, 15% 0ff of 90 is 76.5, and 10% off 85 is 76.5
* verify if stacking is allowed for the requested discounts

Available discounts include:

  • New Clients: Buy one get one at half price.
    Must be used 7-30 days after your first visit
  • Buy 5 get one 50% off (Total savings, ~8.3% off)
  • Buy 7 get one free: (Total savings, ~12.5%)
    All 8 must be used within 4 months i.e. 122 days/17 weeks and 3 days. Thats every other week plus 3.3 weeks of buffer.
  • 2 a month? Your second session each month is 10% off.
  • -S- discount: Service industry, Student, Starving Artist 25% off.
    This is a sliding scale, please don’t abuse this, we understand times can be tough. This is intended to help over the rough patches. Hence the motto:
    ⤑ Good day? Celebrate with a massage!
    ⤑ Bad day? Recover with a massage, we’ve got you covered.
    If you max out the full 25% off every visit, its use is limited to 6 in a calendar year. {Therapists discretion i.e. 24% off is still essentially 25%}
    **See Below for what qualifies**
  • Queer support: We extend the -S- Discount to our LGBTQ friends in need. Plus, if you bind, we offer our half hour massage at half price.
    Our half price special is available weekly for the first 8 uses.
    After 8 uses, we ask that you only use it once a month, and if you need a second visit, use the -S- discount for a second session in a month. (This resets on your anniversary — discuss a reset if you need the 8 later in your cycle after only using one a month)
  • Our Veterans are able to get a discount through a referral by your VA contact or Dr.
  • Cash discount: Medical massages are both extra work, and extra risk. Thus, are priced as such. Paying cash may incur a discount, but superbills and extra notes may become unavailable.
  • Cash discount: Convenience fees waived

What is the service industry?

If you work for tips, you qualify. i.e. bar and restaurant workers, hairdressers/barbers, nail tech’s, Uber/Lyft/Taxi drivers, barista’s, etc

What is a student?

If you are a currently enrolled student with valid student ID or have been in the last 6 months. Including Graduates.

What is a ‘Starving Artist’?

If your main income or a significant portion of each week is from one of the arts, music, theater/stage/dance, or visual/media arts i.e. video/movies/shorts, fiber, painting, drawing, etc.

If you are on the corner busking, or are touring, you qualify.

What doesn’t qualify? If you are with a major crew, i.e. major SAG performer i.e. $70k/year or more, you probably don’t qualify. However, an extra making their minimum doing it as a gig where you’re struggling between the few shows you’re lucky to get, you probably DO QUALIFY. If you are with a big business, i.e. full insurance and/or are given matching HSA/FSA assistance, you probably don’t quality. In other words, doing graphics for a major company vs selling your wares in any way you can, you probably don’t qualify. If you’re a stay at home spouse, creating art because you’re bored vs helping…. struggling to make ends meet, you probably don’t qualify. (You may request a review)

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